Mon, 01 May 2006 16:06:04 GMT

Allow myself to introduce... myself.

I am a 30-something WoW, poker, and Scrabble addict with a penchant for peculiarity. I highly enjoy strange and quirky people, and partake in a wide variety of conversation, and ice cream.

I say what I mean and I mean what I say. I don't always say or do the right thing, but I will be the first one to admit my shortcomings. After all, if you can't laugh at yourself, what's the story, allegory?

I have horrible punctuation, I trounce the English language, I mix up metaphors, and I have lots of fun doing it.

I have two cats named Topsy & Turvy, and a hamster in my head named Herbie. I am happily married to and living in Canada with the sweetest guy on the planet.

I'm not here to win friends and influence people, I already know how to do that. I'm simply here to write. If you want to read, so be it. If you don't, that's ok, too. Comment to be added.

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